I have compiled a list of some items that would contribute to a dream hotel/hotel room.
I HAVE NOT taken price into consideration, although with the things that are listed below, I don't think I'd want to.
NOTE: IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1. 60" Plasma screen facing the bed/beds. Two remotes and keyboards are provided for easy Internet access, changing channels, and e-mails.

2. More Plasma screens on the ceiling, and surrounding walls, for a surrounding feel.

3. 12-speaker speaker system, with highly directional speakers all over the room.

4. Three phones in the room; one next to each bed, and one on the room's desk.

5. A very large and spacious desk, with extra room for papers, and other office items.

6. High speed (T1 or T3) Internet access, which you pay for in a package, where you buy minutes of Internet time, and then if you need more, you get another package.

7. A well-locked safe, inside a lockable and spacious walk-in closet, with a few dozen extra coat hangers.

8. A minibar with GENEROUS prices, since most hotels charge outrageous prices for food inside the minibar.
Also, they could give a few free food items, like sodas, chips, etc., since you are paying enough as it is for this room.

9. Well-lighted room and bathroom, for everyone's needs, although not too bright as to make you squint, obviously.

10. Comfortable beds in hotel room, as many beds in hotels are very uncomfortable.

11. Bedside lamps that provide enough light for reading, but not too much as to wake up the person sleeping next to you.

12. A Universal Learning Remote, which can control all electrical devices and lights in the room, such as the fan, A/C (with thermostat in the remote), heat, etc.

13. A wide variety of FREE movies on the television, instead of PPV. The price should be included in your room rate.

14. Room service that is reliable, and can be at your room exactly when called for.

15. Excellent food, high-quality, and something that everybody will like.

16. Multiple lobby restaurants, for different purposes, like a family restaurant, a fancy French restaurant, an Italian restaurant, etc.

17. NO SECURITY CAMERAS IN LOBBY. Most people, INCLUDING ME, find these extremely obnoxious; who would want to have the feeling of insecurity, that they also are afraid of criminals entering the premises.
We should just have well-armed guards in the most vital places.

18. An elevator system where you need your room card to swipe, to open, when going BACK DOWN to the lobby, and you have a doorman to press the buttons.
When going back up to your room; to insure security, they should have "elevator guards", that make sure the wrong people don't go upstairs.

19. On each floor, there should be an area where you can sit down, and another Plasma screen should be there, and there should be plenty of phones there.

20. To insure criminals don't climb up windows, there should be sensors on each window, and a main control room with guards should administer that.

PLEASE ADD TO THIS, AS I AM GETTING TIRED OF WRITING MORE...