That list is way too funny.
Almanacs
Training manuals such as flight, scuba, explosive, or military
Blueprints
Photographs/diagrams of high profile targets
Yeah, like the dreaded bad guys don't know how to do this electronically.
Global position system (GPS) unit
Do you know anybody who does
not travel with a GPS nowadays?
Because the terrorists are way to stupid to figure out how to take the batteries out of devices?
Wearing improper attire for location
Uhm? What exactly is proper attire for "location" when I am in airport about to travel to another climate?
Individuals who are seemingly unrelated but display identical dress or luggage
Am I supposed to be fearful when I see the flock of identically dressed FA's go through TSA?
Bulges in clothing
I think you'r cute :-)