KLM first officer who I assume was very new to the job and had not yet refined her "passenger chat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have started our descent into Aberdeen and I would like to tell you that the runway at Aberdeen is very short and this is a big aircraft, and ....... errrr....... what I would like to say is that there may be a bump when we put the aircraft down....."

First and last time I had ever heard that Aberdeen's runway was described as short for a 737 (can't remember which variant)

Anyway, I think we all wanted the Captain to do the landing after that.