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Old Jul 19, 2015 | 2:40 am
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Originally Posted by pacman3
Bless you, subject2load. I, like most of my ilk, believe that I am the only one in the universe suffering from a psychiatric disorder. I've made an appointment with a therapist, have put all the amenity kits in a large plastic bag (granted that wasn't easy - took the better part of the afternoon, with a lot of encouragement from 3 friends I invited over [they didn't want them]). My handwritten contract speaks to delivering said plastic bag to the mental health professional to hold in escrow as I work my way through my issues.....................

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Too funny pacman !!

I'll never be able to read another of those familiar posts ("I have just booked to fly Emirates for the first time and although my departure date is two years away, I'm desperate to know if I will be getting an amenity kit" ......) without thinking of the trials & tribulations involved in tackling your unfortunate Amenity Kit Hyperactivity Disorder affliction.

PS dare I ask ..... have you ever suffered from PJ issues too ....??
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