Originally Posted by
stargold
Let's just say thank god OP didn't have a monster truck. The mental pictures I'm getting is hilarious.
Tommy Point to you for totally cracking me up this morning. Seriously, it's impossible to picture that without laughing out loud.
Originally Posted by
airsupply
OP, just let it go.
The parking's tight at the hotel tonight
Not an open spot to be seen
The shuttle's sitting out there,
To the middle, it did lean
The driveway's winding and it's getting dark outside
Couldn't miss the shuttle, heaven knows I tried!
So bring them out and let them see
Maybe they'll take re-spon-si-bi-li-ty
They shouldn't stop right in that spot
Or so I thought!
Let it go, let it go,
I shouldn't drive any more
Let it go, let it go
Ah man, I scratched the door!
But I shouldn't care
What they're going to say,
Let's just move on,
The insurance will handle it anyway!
It's funny how that distance
was narrower than I thought
And the gap, it was so small
That my rental did get caught
I thought I'd see what I could do
Test that gap and drive right through
No right, no left, I'll just drive straight!
Let it go, let it go
Too bad my car can't fly
Let it go, let it go
I'm so embarrassed I could cry!
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the debate rage on!
The power moved from my foot to the gas
The cracks are fractals throughout the windshield glass
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
It can't be my fault
Let's think of something fast!
Let it go, let it go
Maybe they'll give me a break
Let it go, Let it go
An argument I'll make!
Here I stand
at this hotel, I'll stay
Let the debate rage on,
The insurance will handle it anyway!