Happy Holidays, hope Santa brings the following:

PunishedEdmontonian - your own personal jetway to ease the pain of Dash flying.

Parnel - a copy of Mao's Little Red Book.

Cattle - 365 thongs, one for every day of the year (except 2004)

Empress - a secret agent kit, to allow you to remain undercover.

Fisch - a tempting job offer at Air Canada (come over to the dark side)

All I can think of for now!