I don't drink but some of my coworkers do. I enjoy just listening. They can go days without drinking with no ill effects. Other nights they can each down a bottle of wine or two or maybe some mixed drinks.

And then the conversations get really interesting. Lots of dirt put out on the table, who is boinking, someone is in trouble at work, so and so has a tattoo and everybody has seen her tattoo but me (what am I doing wrong?), who is mad at who, employee is a real dirt ball, so and so is shaved (Hey! How come I don't know she is shaved?)

I think I need to start drinking......