I wish we had 40mps!

I can get 5mps through Verizon (usually runs about 5.6mps), supposedly 10mps through Cable (though usually averages about 4.2 or so). We dont get FIOS or anything like that out here. Usually I hear complaints that Verizon runs slower than advertised, rarely the other way around. I thought they finally fixed that shared pipe issue, but I guess not. I am a bit out of touch with the state of things these days.