Wonderful, side-splitting review. It mirrors my own experience last time I stayed in 2014. Awful food and poor service. Is the GM still Nick Juett? I thought he left.

When the resort first opened the food was very good indeed and staff was really motivated, but these days, MO Bodrum walks all over it.

The reason for all the seats is the owner/architects built the resort 'organically', letting their ideas meander, and unfortunately, they ended up with a lot of buildings that nobody could find a use for, so they filled them with seating.

Glad it was not just me that didn't like Amanruya this time around.