Great trip report and great sense of humor!
I love my Amans quiet and peaceful, but judging from your pictures alone, occupancy must have been in the single digits? Pity about the food (and service), did F&B pick up after you made contact with the F&B manager?
Very sad I have the impression that MO Bodrum is the better option compared to Ruya.
Were most front-line staff just shy and unexperienced or indifferent to their job? Not exactly Pulo.