I'm not sure if I understand this thread. Many hotels have several categories of suites. For example, Hyatt Regency New Orleans has 4 kinds of suites. As far as I can tell, a DSU books you into the crummiest suite in the hotel's inventory. I'd be very interested to know of any exceptions. Yes we've all been booked into a bigger suite but these are one-off exceptions. IME the norm is that the DSU gives you the crummiest / smallest / cheapest suite. So perhaps the better question is, "which hotels offer crummy suites?".