Or punctuated correctly: "Horrible Customer" Service with HGP

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I know most airline programs will status match you away from a competitor, but won't status match if you had status last year and fell short. Not unreasonable for a hotel to do the same, to protect their most loyal customers.

As others suggest, a mattress run would probably be the easiest way to make the 4 stays. HP-PDX may have park/sleep/fly available, if so, using that when flying out of town might be feasible.

You can also get stays credited on the Hyatt Visa, but it's 2 stays per $20k spend, which is a bit rough.