That's cool that you are more of a traditional flyer and enjoy the services that come with them. I guess there will not be any more no frills flying for you.
I prefer the leather seats and have some tv to watch. Not to mention the TerraBlues make me quite happy

and something that others may think is silly but their inflight "safety professionals" are quite delightful to look at than the prison matrons
I'm sorry if it seemed to reply harshly to your post, but in the future if you don't mind explaning why you feel a certain why instead of just they suck would work better