Baby, I know LOS when I see it. I have too many scars to show for it. I missed it, I'm sorry, your post was O So Glamourous that it turned my girlish head. Am I forgiven?

Blair Van Horn has more good taste in his little finger than Liberace ever possessed in his entire body.

I think that you will find that his home airport was PSP. As for Mother and George, I am not sure. I was going to propose that we engage the services of Tammy Faye Baker as Directrice of Fine Taste and Decorum. I insist that the Flight Attendants be thoroughly groomed.

Celebrian, which was the Charm School for Jeunes Demoiselles from which you graduated? I am sure they would accept a training contract for our 17,000 or so applicants? Oh sorry, I advertised the job, that was Ok wasn't it. I used "Hello" as the Farmers Gazette had used up all its allocation.

I need a bigger budget. Who do I have to seduce?