Butch and macho??? Hmm, does that mean I can actually get away with boots and a Stetson??? I'll take a pass on the big belt buckle that seems to be endemic to this part of the world. Straight I may be but even I can't be THAT tacky.

There's an old saying I like that applies to many of the locals. "The larger the belt buckle, the smaller the brain". The version that replaces brain with a word that rhymes with Venus is probably just as accurate (if not more so!) but I would not know.