Matt, my Lamb, what you do anywhere is of absulte concern and total interest of this Board. This is a Glam Board in case youd had forgotten. Glam means telling us everythin. you have no secrets from us.

I am pleased to learn that you wore matching heels, but am uncertain as to whether they were yours or or Mrs Matt.

BTW. Which of you, and I want an answer now stole a pair of Him Indoors underpants. I promise that I grant total amnesty, but I want them back...NOW.

Hom costs money, and there is a pair missing.


I'm waiting....