Blair, I got your Patty Duke reference. I was just too nauseated to respond. My Patty Duke history is a little weak, but wasn’t one cousin good, and the other evil?

I agree that Craig is doing a great job (moderating, not tackling waitresses: that’s what I’m trained for—although Craig testified in my behalf when I counter-sued her for spilling my drink, but that’s another story).

Sadly, Craig has had to quit his job to take up moderating full time. I think that the great testament to his commitment is that he now does all his moderating with his laptop plugged into his cigarette lighter, as he is reduced to living in his car, which is parked three blocks south of LAX.

Right On, Craig.