I hereby declare myself GENERALISSIMO CIGARMAN ruler of all I survey. The people clamor for election results. They should not be DENYed... Therefore, I declare martial law in the CO forum,Starwood forum, and small parts of the Hilton forum. The rest of the forums will not be involved in the culutral revolution. I decree much smoking, drinking, and celebration to be held spontainously at, exactly, 10pm tonight in live chat. The peoples cabinet shall consist of the following appointments:

Minister of knowing all those doohickeys we need to fly AIR Cigars planes- B747-007

Minister of making the gameboy/ nitendo work so that the people will be complacenent- Marcus Baccus

Minister of cultural affairs- Tech girl since west texas is world reknown for its culture... and she demanded to be in charge of something!

Minister of nothing- Howie. enough said

Ministers of propaganda- Dan Hammer and Danville 1k... they fly UA... they KNOW all the tricks to keep people confused and happy with a second rate administration

More appointments will be made in the HUGE annoucement to take place monday... It may be either an announcement or just mearly take place near me... since im huge. I appoint N866abc (patrick) to be in charge since he flies Delta and understands these HUGE announcements.
The previous appointment of DOC as the minister of information is hereby rescinded... WE didn't need THAT MUCH INFORMATION... and the island does not have enough electrcity to power all those computers of his.
Until the invetable revolution, Al Haig showing up, or the actual resolution of the election... I remain your faithless leader...