Don't question anything. Just eat it.
Also, don't mix vodka and beer at the same time if you don't remember the beer-liquor rule. That's how you end up forgetting 6 hours of your day.
Originally Posted by
STBCypriot
Since this thread seems to have been resurrected, I'll play.
No ketchup on french fries.
No mayonnaise on anything. EVER!
No fish from a can. Fish should come directly from the ocean, lake, or river and into the frying pan or oven.
No raw tomatoes.
No olives - I try to like them, but I can't.
No peanuts/peanut butter except in savory foods like satay or kung pao chicken.
No lima beans or okra.
No offal. Yes, I know the cheffy people love offal, but not me.
No rabbit or cuy (guinea pig). If it can be may pet, it cannot be food.
And now that I have been in the company of Brits for several years, I have to say that this business of beans in tomato sauce for breakfast or on toast or on baked potatoes is just absurd. The same goes for chip butties. Who makes a sandwich with french fries as the filling? It's just a carbohydrate and fat sandwich.
And a few drinking rules:
Never ever drink any tequila that comes in a plastic bottle.
If you must mix lemonade or tomato juice with beer, you are drinking some nasty beer. Beer should not be mixed with anything.
Maybe because I grew up with it, but canned mackerel in tomato sauce is the bomb; fry it with garlic and you're set. Also, 'Spanish Sardines' soaked in oil.
No eating pets is in agreement with me and same with no mayo.
The offal thing I disagree with, but okra is disgusting.