The following is the current selection of "Must Read" picks on the main page of this website:
The fifth one down - "How Easy Would It Be for the Ground Crew to Frame Me?" - points to this very thread.
Now, I clicked on it expecting some ludicrous paranoid tale. Is it just me, or does this "title" have absolutely nothing to do with the topic in question? And would you not be insulted if this was how someone "summarised" this very genuine query?
I have long wondered who chose these threads, and why they then go and "re-write" the story. But this is by far the most egregious misinterpretation I have yet seen.



To the OP: I hope your insurance pays up promptly. And congratulations, I hope this did not ruin your honeymoon.