Are you sure that's a suite? It looks just like a room from your pictures.
And as far as the view, that's a no-comment. And you paid for it. I think Starwood better get the property to remove "ocean view" from the room description as with the ocean <5% of the view, it can only land them in legal trouble. Same with the "bathtub overlooking the ocean".
I hope the rest of the stay is better, and thanks for sharing your experience with us. I'll be in USM at the end of next month, and I've narrowed it down to either this property, the Le Méridien nearby (or the Conrad), so you're doing a great service to your fellow FTers! ^