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Old Apr 2, 2015 | 8:27 am
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Originally Posted by bodory
Air France will stop selling MiNi fares.
Air France will finalise the implementation of their new seats by July 1st of this year.
Air France will get rid of the 10 abreast in 777 Y.
Air France will cease sub service on the CIO network.
Air France will align their First Class fares with BA ones.
Air France will simplify its branding using a single name called Air France.


Surely there were other imaginary newspaper headlines.

How about this one:
"Air France launches seminars for its employees about why customers matter" (the thing is, this COULD actually happen. Or maybe it even did. But the reality makes it look like an April Fool's Joke).

Or these ones:
  • "Dramatic U-turn in labour relations as union bosses learn basic arithmetics, offer to support company turnaround"

  • "Air France to introduce common-sense tests as part of recruiting process"

  • "Je France, donc j'essuie: AF cabins shine after company launches cleanliness campaign across its fleet and lounges"

  • "Large scale Search-and-Rescue effort at Paris airport after Air France boss gets lost on 2G-2F transfer "

  • "New Air France Economy class seats to be tested by normal people - uproar by Pygmies as they lose major source of income from French airline trials"

  • "Sit where you please: French airline to introduce new seat assignment algorithm, recognising customer preferences"

  • "Ballet de Paris: Roissy airport and its major user orchestrate operations, ground staff and jetties to be ready when plane arrives"

  • "Crumbling health of La Mère Poularde after Air France cancels catering contract, moves to real food"

  • "Flyers ecstatic as AFKL introduces IT platform that crashes only twice a day"

  • "Backbone bonus: how AF splashes out miles to compensate top customers for back pain on NEO seats"

  • "Air France to establish psychological support teams at Roissy for employees and their families not upgraded on their free flight"

  • "Air France to partner with Prison de Frèsnes to improve lounge catering"
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