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Old Mar 31, 2015 | 10:41 am
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Originally Posted by Pesky Monkey
Blueprints
Bulges in clothing.
Could be an architect just getting really excited about his pat-down.

Originally Posted by GUWonder
How many points does a SPOTted person at an airport have to collect before the SPOTting TSA employee realizes that the TSA should make Depends or other incontinence products part of the required TSA uniform?
The more points a TSO collects, the better. The TSO is the first line of defense against bad guys and they're there for your protection. This manual was clearly created by somebody who had spent a lot of time watching Die Hard with a Vengeance, The Mentalist and Lie to Me. Respect the Authori-tah!

Mike
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