Five Guys is kind of ugh. The twin patty concept plus the fries overload is too much. And as soon as the food starts to cool off the flavor disappears. Especially the fries. This food is also amazingly odiferous; if you transport it in your car the car will stink for days. God help the fool who forgets to ask for the plastic bag before putting this stuff in the car. The grease soaked paper bag will contaminate the carpet in a heartbeat.

Maybe I'm just lucky to be here in Northern VA. I'd already had my fill of Five Guys long before the franchising & expansion started. Even then it was heartburn city.

These days about the only thing I can stomach from this place is the dog. It's actually pretty good.