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Old Feb 28, 2015 | 2:05 pm
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Originally Posted by T8191
Absolutely seconded, in spades! I need to search for Fly Baby TRs now

I'm glad I avoided being referenced as ...

* Mr & Mrs Offshore-Gold, who are completely organised and prepared to fly, and thus whizz through bag-drop and Security with consummate ease, to the annoyance of all around them as they disappear into the distance smiling sweetly ... Before miraculously arriving at the right gate at the right time to maximise the benefits of priority boarding (if offered), slip seamlessly into their (correct) assigned seats having stowed their minimal carry-on bags in about 30 seconds, and are already smiling benevolently at the CC in anticipation of a pre-departure drinky-poo as the unaware and inept mill in the aisles wondering whether the seat rows number from the front in sequence or are randomly generated

* With apologies for plagiarism
Before waking up in a puddle of drooled saliva to realise that they nodded-off before they reached check-in and missed their flight by 24hrs.
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