Reminds me of the joke about the man who drives his brand new Merc into Manhattan, goes into a bank branch and asks for a $10,000 interest free, one week loan with his car as collateral. The only stipulation is the bank must take possession of the car whilst the loan is outstanding.

The bank is incredulous but agrees, and after a week the man returns with full repayment of the loan. The branch manager can't help himself and asks the man why he wanted this loan, to which he replies "I brought my family here for a week's vacation. Do you know what it costs to park in this town?"