My but you must be quite the hunk! Nevertheless, I thought only high school kids drank rum & cokes? Still, a business card is a business card . . . .
More seriously, I've looked at the AF thing as well, but the thought of always having to dog-leg through IAH to get to CDG has always put me off.
And now, too, I know what to order at TGIF if I ever need a do-it-yourself Admirals Club.