Instructions for mixing a Jack and Joe:

1) Take the bottle of Baileys and put it back into the mini-bottle rack.

2) Take the bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Whiskey. Ponder for a moment on why anyone would ever mix whiskey and honey. Then, put the bottle back into the mini-bottle rack.

3) Take out a bottle of Woodford and combine it with 2 ice cubes in a highball glass.

4) Pour the Starbucks into a coffee cup.

5) Serve both drinks to the passenger.