I hate cellphones. I haven't had one for years. I barely know how to use one. Even browsing a bit about the topic makes me ill. Just reading about the various companies and data plans is enough to remind me why I don't have one.

On the other hand, I'm mainlined to the internet. An hour without and I feel unwell.

Now I'm starting to feel some pressure to get a cellphone. I looked at the iPhones, saw the price for an unlocked one, started to look at all the options, felt ill and dizzy.

What's the best solution for a person like me? A worldwide solution.