Watchful, thank you for starting this thread and giving me a much needed laugh!
MileKing - great Top 10
MRLIMO - Politics, religon, and mileage runs... I laughed so hard I cried!
ilovemiles - THE KIDS... absolutely out of your mind... and I love it! My parents kept me on planes every year since I was 10 months old.. and you know what I turned into.. a sales woman. God help them!