Originally Posted by
MSPeconomist
Do you perhaps mean to use a different vowel in the word "dong", one that's later in the alphabet?
We're not that poorly off!

Yet.
Originally Posted by
MSPeconomist
At first I misread your post as SkyBong. [No, I have not been smoking.]

Well, that might help one cope with flights in the the Delta EconoLite section of the plane...