I really do.

I have an iPad and a Nook, but flights take forever regardless.
I hate having to crawl over people to get to the bathroom, if I'm unlucky enough to not get the aisle seat.
I hate being stuck in the big tube.

I'm sick of it.

Grumblesnort.

Why haven't one of you invented the matter transmitter yet huh? What's the damn holdup?


Okay, I feel better now - carry on.