Originally Posted by
jib71
I recommend carrying some wax as you travel around Tokyo. If you find yourself really stuck somewhere you can grab some feathers from the crows that are picking at the trash in the streets, and fashion yourself a pair of wings to soar above the city and escape.
Oh come on, that's ridiculous. If you tried that, the radiation from Fukushima would melt the wax as soon as you made it above rooftop level.