Originally Posted by
CMK10
Saw one on a MAD-ATL flight today. 767-300 where 13 is the first row in Y. The woman in 13C gets onboard late and finds bags in the bins above Row 13. She starts demanding to know who put them there saying it's "her space". Of course it turns out the people in 13AB did it and it's certainly their space too
if she wants her "own space" she can gladly book Deltas newest class:
Delta EconomyULD+++, featuring your own personal suite on the lowest deck of every widebody Delta plane (see note 1), pressurized, and a box of Biscoff cookies for your meaL! Plus you are one of the first off if you buy our Priority tag, you have your own personal TSA screening, and don't have to deal with pesky humans ((see note 2). Also, your receive 150% SkyMiles (Pesos) and half the MQDs!
Disclaimer: Delta is not responsible for the freezing climate, ice, hypothermia,smells, injury or Death that you may incur flying EconmyULD+++
Note 1: not available on narrow body planes or Connection Flights due to pesky FAA regulations
Note 2: Delta is not responsible for the presence of the following in EconomyULD+++: dogs, cats, fish, mice, squirrels, Kangaroos, penguins, Bugs, bees, cows, sheep, goats, and Jeff Smisek
(im going to hell in hand basket for this
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