The flight ended up being the emptiest plane I've ever been on. J had 21 passengers, and Y had about a 45% load. I had the entire row 6 mini-cabin to myself. Crew often forgot I was there... I will be doing a TR soon.

Surprisingly, I was allowed into the A lounge!

I begged for a shower and offered to leave my passport with the "attendant". I also promised I wouldn't drink. This is before he said anything, as I knew the response that was coming. He softened up after I returned to collect my passport and leave, and just let me stay. I am very grateful to him for doing so.