Originally Posted by VH-RMD

start displaying poor personal habits, burping (hoping you had eaten garlic) followed by loud farting. A good ebola sounding cough may also help.[/
Where do I get the Fart on Demand pill ?

Some "poor personal habits"may be OK for some...cuktural specific !


You could have asked the FA to make sure he does not lean on your seat back and shake it as you are trying tosleep ?


Ah, in that case Never Mind ! She will come out with how she fixed it in the end, much like the Wallet Story ! Sounds like research materials being gathered for a book. Hope we allget a mentin !

Originally Posted by BadgerBoi

As far as I can see there were at least two easy solutions for the OP:

1. Douse the offender with luke-warm cola
2. Beat him into submission with an expensive and ostentatious wrist watch