Translation of disclaimer:
Dear milesbar members:
Pleasant Greetings: (a favorite milesbar phrase)
Don't believe anything we say on the website.
We may or may not do what we say. Please understand that we could be lying through our teeth.
But give us your $12.95 a month and
maybe one day we'll give you a couple of miles but if we don't there's nothing you can do about it.
We do want you to know that our elite members are our most valued members (of course that's only because we're getting $12.95 a month for delivering nothing).
Have a nice day ... we have to go laugh all the way to the bank to make a deposit.
-The Milesbar Team
:P