I used to socialize but after a while, every conversation was the same.

Where do you live?
- Oh there, I was there once, went to this restaurant, do you know it?
What do you do for a living?
- Cool, I do this...let me go into excruciatingly boring details about my job for 2 hours, PS would you like to buy some of the stuff my company makes?
Do you have kids?
- Me too. Aren't kids funny? Let me tell you a story about my youngest son....
Boy that politician sure sucks, doesn't he?

I'd rather just nap now.