She sounds like she suffers from what here on FT is called DYKWIA syndrome.
Why do people spend tens of thousands of dollars on a Rolex when a $150 Casio keeps just as good time? To show off.
I'm with you. A comfortable, quiet room, a comfortable bed, good service, and I'm happy. I actually dislike the overly unctuous treatment some of the "luxury" places force on you.