Salt Lake City Weekly

"For Lopeti Penima’ani, a trip to the airport in November played out like a script from a bad prime-time cop show.

“Stop lying to me!”

“Your story doesn’t hold water.”

“Don’t you realize that 3,000 Americans were killed by people like you who merely had a box cutter?”

Penima’ani found himself in a tiny room at Salt Lake City International Airport on Nov. 5, answering questions from an FBI agent who had reasons to suspect Penima’ani—a middle-age, white Rastafarian in a wheelchair—was trying to put something over.

Security guards caught Penima’ani with a pocketknife in his lap bag two separate times in less than an hour."

Thank God they stopped this guy! This incident certainly makes me proud to be an American and glad that we're spending all this money on airport security. Long live the TSA!!!

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"Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry