This National location is like a Mentos commercial. It's so bad...that it's almost good.
The lot employees are at least friendly if completely unable to do anything other than process you out. Strangely enough, the station manager is actually excellent and has hooked me up with better cars on several occasions (mostly corporate one-ways, as locally they want you to take an owned car).
Check in is almost always friendly and efficient.
Yes, unless as an EE you luck into a new Impala, you are probably stuck with a base Equinox or Malibu. And yes, EA folks are getting a Cruze. But weekend rates are low, it's a franchise but it accepts coupons, and if you link up with the right people you may get the hook up.
So bad that it's almost good.