Originally Posted by
saizai
And yeah, ditto re randomness. There's some joke to be made here about not knowing the difference between uniform, Gaussian, exponential, power, & Tracy-Widom distributions, but I think we'd be getting too geeky for the thread.

Having a working grasp of what you're talking about, I can't think of any way it would be a funny joke.

Especially not if it involved TSA.