Originally Posted by
SpewyMcSpew
All the idiot had to do was go to the bathroom and poop. This was not a constant gas, get up, sit down, get up again situation. It was quite obvious he ate something that didn't agree with him. He was about to poop his pants and decided just sitting there and passing horrible gas for 6 hours was a better idea than just getting up and going.
And whose bright idea was it to place the "Vanish Stain Remover" ad under that post - or is it only on a UK IRL?