So wait, all I have to do is drive my car off a bridge, leave the girl in my passenger seat there to drown and die, and I get influence for the rest of my life? Where do I sign up?!?!?

Seriously though, I like the part where his spokesperson specifically mentions how Kennedy only did this to save the two women's jobs, and not so that his bloated rum-soaked a$$ can skip the lines.

[This message has been edited by SRQ Guy (edited 11-22-2002).]