Or... Rent a non (fancy) German car

The problem with that is that Sixt forbids all Audis, BMWs, Mercedes, and even Volkswagens from Eastern Europe. Looking at Sixt's Vienna offerings, trying to rent an automatic would be a hit and miss as the lowest automatic class quoted is FDAR, which means it could be a BMW, Mercedes, or Volkswagen sedan...
While driving into forbidden countries would most likely invalidate Sixt's included third-party insurance, I'm wondering if my personal car insurance's rental car liability insurance could replace it? If so, the only risk I would have is driving without LDW, although this could possibly be covered by my credit card.
Sixt should really make a paid add-on to be allowed to drive FDARs and PDARs into Eastern Europe. They do offer higher-end German cars in Eastern Europe already so they could just add on a fee to make up for the added risk with cars originally rented in Western Europe.