Back on topic, sort of....
Flight last week back from DUS, I'm in the last row of CE. I sit down in my A seat and begin to close my eyes when I feel a tap on my shoulder.
"I believe you're in my seat."
"Really?"
"Yes, you must be in the middle seat."
"Huh?" I look at the teddy bear seat.
He pulls out his BP and I see 16A on it. He walks back, slightly rouge.