I'll try one more phone call. The agent I spoke to was nice, but seemed to think what I did was ridiculous.
It takes a certain mindset to understand why a person would do this, and you get an agent with a similar passion/mindset, they would probably totally understand and do whatever they could to change it.
Il'l wait until tomorrow. Give it one more go. Then as the past person said, Ill trying in the Club in EWR next time I fly.