At this point, I'd be shocked if COMMONC3NTS even had a job or lived somewhere other than his/her parents' basement. And if COMMONC3NTS actually does have a job, I wonder how he/she hasn't been fired for incompetence - if COMMONC3NTS can't figure out how to work on a laptop when the airplane seat in front of him/her is reclined, I have to wonder what other simple tasks COMMONC3NTS is incapable of figuring out or performing at work when not on a plane. Also, if COMMONC3NTS treats co-workers the same way he/she addresses people on here (calling them "selfish", "ignorant", "jerks"), I can't imagine he/she is very pleasant to work with.