Blanche, look! They still have caviar.
But Madge, it has been sitting out in the sun and is rancid, and besides, they're serving it with a rusty spoon. And they serve it with sham pain.
But Blanche, it is CAVIAR. It is LUXURIOUS. And the ratio of passengers to lavs is so generous that I won't mind the 14 visits to the lav after eating the caviar.