Nope, not really. But I do recognize that your stress level would be much lower had you been able to access the lounge you espoused in this recent gem:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trave...ne-lounge.html

With a little more time, I could dig up the threads where you:

1) Suggested faking the use of a wheelchair to board WN flights before other PAX
2) Recommended using the WN elite security line to avoid waiting, even though you have no status
3) Pondered suing a cruise line because there was water on the floor of the ship (a ship...water...whouda thunk?)
4) Considered suing an airport because you were stranded on a golf cart mid-terminal
5) And, of course, expected AA to provide door-to-door VIP service to Hawaii for your birthday (again, with no status)

Not to pile on, but the above threads should give readers of this forum a good sense of your credibility. Or lack of same. Maybe if you visit your suggested in-airport nightclub the evening before your next flight, you won't get to the (closed) counter so early. The two-story chocolate fountain sounds doable, though. Maybe put it near the WN counters? Would just need to slightly modify the WN staff morning checklist. Kiosks on? Done. Chocolate fountain pouring generously? Done. Staff assigned to crack jokes in the private WN lounge (yet another of your posts)? Done. How do you think of this stuff?